What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How does a person become transgender?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

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From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”